Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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