Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
