Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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