what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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