420 ftw
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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