Christians are straight up FREAKS
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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