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• (408): View more from California

  um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic

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• (585): View more from New York

  If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar

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• (407): View more from Florida

  It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.

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