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  Your face is a jimmy john

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?

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• (415): View more from California

  Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"

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• (914): View more from New York

  We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!

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• (607): View more from New York

  with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it

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• (716): View more from New York

  If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.

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