You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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