i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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