theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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