$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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