My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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