i always forget guys have bellybuttons
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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