I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
no you cant smoke seaweed
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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Im part way to drunk.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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