Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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