Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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