so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
