What a fucking waste of an outfit
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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