i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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