Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
MIDGETS
????
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
