ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
this boner is exhausting
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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