Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
thus making me awesome and them whores
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I have aggressive nipples.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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