Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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