Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Randomize
