That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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