marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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