i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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