Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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