Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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