Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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