ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
