My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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