You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Randomize
