i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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