there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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