It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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