mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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