I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
this hospital has no fireball
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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