i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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