And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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