She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I deserve this hangover.
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