You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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