Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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