is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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