ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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