she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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