so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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