Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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