That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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