sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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