Already got asked if we're dating
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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