Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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